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The Appliance Of Rachel

Friday, August 21, 2009

9:32 PM

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
America's Most Trusted Rachel! [ wow im a American?]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Rachel Unscripted [ why am i unscripted? im not an electronic gadget!!!]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Marvin The Mountie Always Gets His Rachel [ who the heck is that anyway who cares he will be my imaginary boyfriend! so i cant go out with that someone xP]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The Rachel Sign Means Happy Motoring [.....im riding a motorcycle and i cant chat right now bye!]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The World's Rachel Marketplace [ i will interpret this in a positive manner. the world is my marketplace but i only have monopoly money so cant buy anything the end!]

6. To someone you dislike?
All The Rachel That's Fit To Print [ im famous and my face is fit to be printed!! in your face lady kaka!]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Kids Will Do Anything For Rachel [ and all the adults say 'beware of this physco' and i escape!]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Tonight Let It Be Rachel [ its my night so shush and tag along]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Rachel Of Paradise [ i cant be bothered anymore and i already have a paradise so its like skipping a stepping stone of finding a perfect place to live in :D]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Pride Of The Rachel For Over Hundred Years [ the pride of rachel will never allow herself to get married so young she rather be single her whole life!]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Gets Rachel [ who cares about you anyway im tough you nawt i pity you xP]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
See The Face You Love Light Up With Rachel [see my your face you are obviously saying that in glee and is trying to light up a lighter and burn yourself]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Whatever You Are Into, Get Into Rachel [ wheee further proving the point that im famous hahas even more famous than lady kaka or huiyi im the awesomeness!!! register that in your mind huiyi!]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
It Could Be Rachel [ It could be me but it isnt meant to be me]

15. Your last words before you die...
Designed For Rachel [ my death is oh so specially designed for me :D]

16. Your message to a special someone..
If Only Everything In Life Was As Reliable As Rachel [ im reliable eat that]

17. Title of this post will be...
The Appliance Of Rachel [ hahas 说得没错!]

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